Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Make_the_music_stop 9 day.agoThis would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day, known as Cinko de Mayo.
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Talk of the town was that the nut screws and bolts.
KInky you use a feather, perverted you use the whole chicken.
Schizophrenic order a pint of beer, the priest orders a glass of wine. The cat being unable to decide turns to priest for suggestion. The priest turns to schizophrenic and asks him "How is it possible this cat can talk? " To which the schizophrenic answers "It's not possible because none of this is real. I have schizophrenia. The cat, you and this whole bar is a delusion". Priest, visibly relieved says "That's a relief, for a second there I thought I'm losing my mind"
...but jokes about graphing functions? That's where I draw the line.
Honey I'm home!
The main cause of divorce is marriage.
>!because they are transparent!<
But I call him Gatherer
Did you hear that Kate Perry sneezed? Someone said God bless you, and now she calls herself pope.
>!nothing, birds don't talk!<
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